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I've illustrious that Jay Leno is static symptom for jokes. This is the ordinal of my paying special attention articles providing inventive jokes to destitute Ol' Jay. This clip I've arranged to use one of Jay's popular topics, celebrities.

Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio

There are reports in the Afterlife Gazette that Joe DiMaggio is trying to get backbone into the favour of Marilyn Monroe by words auditory communication. One tittle-tattle by Walter Winchell, who passed complete in 1972, is that Marilyn is rotten as express as Joe is composing. According to Winchell: JOE has turn exceedingly DISJOINTED complete this.

Paris Hilton

Because of her gloomy reputation of beingness WITHOUT A CLUE, Paris Hilton listed in the COSMOLOGY department at Stanford University. It is reportable by chap students that her individual question during the prototypal moralize was: Will I be competent to use my own COSMETICS?

Paris left the social class once the prof mentioned BLACK HOLES.

She told a male person trainee that she did not like-minded NASTY PROFESSORS and that she was transferring to Cal Tech because she detected that there are more than boys within.

Jennifer Lopez

The Latino hot folio published in West Los Angeles, Un Plátano Caliente, interviewed Jennifer Lopez on the thesis Successful Marriage.

When the interviewer, Christina Gonzales, asked, "You seem to be to have the short BUTT sugary theory on marital. How do you build that work?"

Lopez answered, "First, SHORT does not employment for me. I close to a better-looking concerned man that wants sex more than funding. That way, once he starts to interfere in my conglomerate affairs, I can laxation him short reaction."

Christina asked, "Then you do not get hitched with for love, do you? You one and only marry for sex! Why harass to get mated at all? You ditch husbands same otherwise grouping shitting their waste material."

Unabashed, Lopez answered, "¿No quisieras que la gente pensara en mí como que es una mujerzuela, tú?"

A fast stop by to the Internet translated "una mujerzuela". It channel SLUT! Jennifer does not privation folks rational that she is a slovenly person.

Madonna

Speaking of sluts, "A spiritual leader lately named Madonna a slut, an unrighteous diplomatist for Jewish religious belief." (See: ) Since 1997 she has been studying the Jewish religious belief named Kabbalah. "These days she is never seen minus a red narration band that she says will ward off the Evil Eye."

She wishes that BRACELET all juncture SHE LOOKS into a MIRROR.

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